The For everyone listening, Ned is staunchly no pre-wash.

Well, I used to be.

For the dishwasher. Now that our dishes don't get clean

anymore. Yeah, then it broke our dishwasher. So, jokes on me. Whoops.

Whoops. Shouldn't have trusted a BuzzFeed article.

Journalistic standards.

Anyways, there we were at the beach.

I see you walking from far away and I'm like where is Wesley and then I see him

He is wearing a fully like 1920s blue striped swimsuit with a face smeared full of blue ice cream.

We went to the beach this weekend and got ice cream as one does and the child is now big enough to hold a big-ass cone of ice cream

himself and he's so proud that he's eating himself but like it's seriously

he had like a blue goatee just like smearing it around his face.

Well the funniest thing is when we went to go pick out the ice cream,

you know there's all the ice cream. You know, there's all the normal flavors like cookies and

cream, vanilla, chocolate, and then they have one like seriously

highlighter colored ice cream.

Yeah, it was just called blue.

It was just called blue.

He said, I want blue.

Of course he wanted blue and I didn't put two and two together. He had

green poop for like three days. Yeah. And then I finally was like oh.

I don't know what like color wheel type of stuff was going on there like

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