May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. The So there we are 4.45 a.m. the crack of dawn.

Not even. It was before dawn. We're sleeping like little angels and we hear,

dank, bang, bang, bang, like somebody running down the hallway.

I think it's an intruder.

spoiler alert, it's our son.

Uh, he like opens the door to our bedroom and creeps up very quietly to aerial.

No, no, no, this time he did not, he normally creeps up quietly.

Like a whirlwind.

This time he came in like a whirlwind.

Torpedo wake up.

He was wailing. And like we couldn't figure out why. Yeah. We couldn't figure out why he was just like,

agh! He kept saying, watch Oh no baby! Watch oh no no baby oh no baby which is his word for looking at

photos in our camera roll mostly Mostly photos of him.

Right.

Because one time we showed him a photo of him sitting up on the couch and then a second photo of him falling over,

hilarious. So funny funny where we all said oh no baby

baby fell over it so much now why at five four five why at four forty five a.m. does you want to watch oh no baby? I mean I get it like I like

looking at photos myself too but not a 4 a.m. No, I do not understand.

I think I asked him at that point

if something had scared him and he goes, uh-huh.

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