#9: Obama Vs Romney
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
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4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2012
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
1 -Obama visits Afghanistan repubs say he’s using getting Bin Laden for political gain
2 -Obama launches FORWARD campaign
3 -Obama vs Romney will be boring Yes, and that’s a good thing although a lil Santorum or Cain would make it fun
4 -ATT CEO says offering unlimited date for Iphone was big mistake and loses sleep over imessage
5 -GM pays no income taxes since bankruptcy
6 -Stephen King Tax me for F**ks sake
7 -Hate crimes on the rise, I hate hate crimes
8 -Billboard likens Global Warming believers to Unabomber
9 -Phil Mushnick from NY post says Brooklyn Nets should be called New York Niggers because of Jay Z ownership also call cheerleaders bitches and ho’s
10 -Az Gov Jan Brewer to Defund Planned Parenthood
11 -Welch former CEO of GE says women must over deliver to get ahead no programs of diversity etc
12 -Stand your ground and Marissa Alexander Black woman shot violent lover/husband and she sin jail
13 -African Americans come out against NC anti Gay marriage AFTER overhearing comment
14 -Tennessee passes anti Gateway sex bill . No Hugging or we’ll sue
15 -Octomom bankrupt
16 -Spirit Airlines to charge 100 carry on fee – they sell 9 dollar tickets
17 -Clippers up 3-0 Knicks almost done May 12, 2012
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. |
| 0:13.8 | Welcome to Who's Paying Attention Episode 9. |
| 0:18.2 | Sorry about banging the table. |
| 0:19.8 | I don't know. |
| 0:20.6 | We're starting off with a bang. |
| 0:22.2 | Listen, there's a lot to get to this week. So I think I'm just going to jump right into it. |
| 0:26.9 | And my first topic, I'm going to start with Barack Obama's surprise visit to Afghanistan. |
| 0:32.2 | That's right. Barack Obama went to Afghanistan and it was on the anniversary of the killing of Osama bin Laden. |
| 0:40.6 | He went there. |
| 0:41.7 | He addressed the American troops. |
| 0:43.7 | He met with the Afghan president Hamid Khazai, sorry. |
| 0:48.3 | And they signed an agreement to draw down the troops and basically get out of there by 2014 and what |
| 0:55.8 | it's going to be like the U.S. Afghan relations after 2014. Now, of course, as soon as Obama did |
| 1:02.8 | this, the Republicans were all over him. They said that he was using the raid that killed |
| 1:08.7 | Osama bin Laden for political gain. Can you imagine? How horrible |
| 1:13.6 | is that to use something like getting bin Laden for political gain? Who would do that? It's not |
| 1:19.1 | like he went and held up a banner that said mission accomplished. Listen, of course he used it |
| 1:24.6 | for political gain. He's a politician. It's what they do. |
| 1:29.8 | They use failures for political gain. |
| 1:33.3 | Obviously, you're going to use a success for political gain. |
| 1:34.6 | But here we go. |
| 1:38.8 | Now, listen, for the record, I am voting for Barack Obama. And it's not because he is a progressive intellectual. |
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