9: Celebrating Five Million Subscribers!
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2022
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Nigel recently hit five million subscribers and he is grateful to fans for watching his and Uncle Rogers content. Nigel reveals what he did to celebrate this achievement as well as explaining why it’s good for the Queen of England to be “racist” and he details his plans for a new restaurant…
This week, Nigel is disappointed in:
0:00 - Nigel is his own tour manager.
5:13 - What would happen if Queen Elizabeth II went on Joe Rogan’s podcast.
10:12 - Reacting to the NYT Singapore Chicken Curry recipe and celebrating five million subscribers.
13:58 - Nigel goes clubbing.
22:50 - Asian attitudes to baby care, the elderly and Matt’s chinatown story.
30:24 - Listener feedback, valentines day call out and Nigel’s plans for this valentines day.
38:06 - Responding to listener voicemail.
Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | For the queen, racism is a good thing. |
| 0:02.4 | I don't want a woke queen. |
| 0:03.8 | We already have a woke queen. |
| 0:05.1 | Her name is Lizzo. |
| 0:06.2 | We don't need another woke queen. |
| 0:23.5 | Okay, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Haia podcast. |
| 0:26.0 | Tour is starting next week for me. |
| 0:27.2 | Super exciting. |
| 0:28.3 | Back on the road. |
| 0:29.2 | Back on the road. |
| 0:30.2 | Not bringing Matt along. |
| 0:31.6 | I'm just touring by myself. |
| 0:36.0 | Not because I don't like you, but because at this stage, I can't afford a tour manager yet. |
| 0:38.6 | You know, so I'm doing all the grunt work by myself. |
| 0:43.6 | It's a UK league of the tour, so not that much traveling. I come back home every night. |
| 0:46.2 | But man, not having a tour manager, man. |
| 0:47.2 | Are you doing it all yourself? |
| 0:47.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:48.6 | Oh my God. I do a sound check by myself. |
| 0:50.2 | No, you're not. |
| 0:50.7 | And I go to these venues sometimes. I have a Spotify playlist ready to go for house music because I've learned from past mistakes. |
| 0:58.9 | Sometimes some theaters in small towns in Britain, you go there and all they have is the Beatles. |
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