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HAIYAA with Nigel Ng

8: Why Does Uncle Roger Sit With His Leg On Chair?

HAIYAA with Nigel Ng

All Things Comedy

Stand-up, Comedy, Self-improvement, Education

4.8693 Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Nigel responds to a comment about his views on having “pure Asian babies” and also reveals his new ethnicity… Nigel also ate a full cod head and tells Asian restaurants what they need to do to convince Western customers to eat their fish head curry. Elsewhere Uncle Roger pops in to tell us why he puts his leg on the chair and why he is excited about giving MSG to British chef Nigella Lawson.

Happy Lunar New Year!

This week, Nigel is disappointed in:

0:00 - Vice blocked his recent main channel video and building the Orange Army 

4:39 - Clarifying Nigel’s mixed race views and reading listener comment

11:52 - Explaining Lunar New Year to a white guy and Halloween in Hong Kong

16:10 - Eating Fish head curry and how Asians were the first people to be sustainable

23:57 - Speaking about male body issues and why Nigel doesn’t care about negative comments

31:13 - Why Uncle Roger puts leg on chair story time

42:15 - Responding to listener comments on Apple Podcasts 

Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows

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Transcript

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0:00.0

So if you niece and nephew, you sit like this, see what your parents say.

0:03.0

If your parents say that very rude, put your leg down, then you say, this is Asian culture.

0:07.2

You watch what you say, b-h-h-ha-ha.

0:10.2

Just kidding, don't call your mom a p-k.

0:12.3

You're going to get beat up if you're Asian.

0:26.0

Hey, nieces and nephews, welcome back to the Haia podcast.

0:28.5

Apologies for this week's video.

0:30.0

It got blocked by Vice.

0:32.5

This week's Uncle Roger video got blocked by Vice.

0:36.7

It was supposed to come out three days ago when this comes out Sunday.

0:39.6

But Vice blocked it due to a fraudulent copyright claim first of all I do all these videos it's I review people's videos right and there's

0:47.4

a thing on YouTube called fair use so legally I'm allowed to review these videos. I'm not breaking any copyright loss.

0:55.3

But the thing is, YouTube as a structure, as a system, is so beneficial to the copyright holder.

1:01.1

So they claimed my video, they blocked it.

1:03.8

I can dispute, but they can have up to 30 days to review that dispute.

1:07.6

So if they want to be dicks about it, they can review it on day 29.

1:15.6

So sorry, guys. It's a good video. Vice up being pussies. It's Mattie Matheson making butter chicken. And it's a good video. I work really hard on it.

1:20.6

I work really hard on every video. But it just got blocked. So, you know, the funny thing is though, because it still appears on people's subscription feed, you know?

1:29.2

So my viewers, they see my thumbnail pop up.

1:32.2

They click it and the video says blocked.

1:34.2

But they see the description so they know what video I'm reviewing.

1:37.0

So they'll click the video link, go to the original Vicer's channel.

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