10: Chinese Cleaver Valentine
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2022
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Get tour tickets: https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-nigel-ng-1322783
Get the Uncle Roger Youtooz figurine: https://youtooz.com/products/uncle-roger-cooking
Nigel has found his million dollar company idea called “Food Slaves” and he reveals his geeky side when speaking about his brand new fancy QR code knives.
0:00 - Groupon
6:38 - Why Asian’s don’t have dishwashers and his new Chinese QR cleaver
18:28 - How Producer Matt makes fried rice and testing the Chinese Cleaver in the store
23:15 - Introducing the “food slave” and making slavery fun again
29:46 - what is tour life like for Nigel and why this is Matt’s favourite episode
34:51 - Responding to listener review and listener emails
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Nice to meet you. |
| 0:01.0 | How long have you been on Tinder? |
| 0:04.7 | I want a woman who finds that sexy. |
| 0:07.1 | I want a woman who gets wet when I sliced paper with a Chinese cleaver. |
| 0:18.4 | Okay, nieces and nephews, welcome back to the Ha'ya podcast. |
| 0:22.4 | It's Valentine's Day. |
| 0:25.0 | Woo! |
| 0:26.4 | So, I hope you have a good Valentine's Day. |
| 0:29.2 | Well, I'm recording this on Valentine's Day, but this comes out after Valentine's Day. |
| 0:32.3 | So hope you had a good Valentine's Day. |
| 0:34.1 | I'm a single guy myself, so I spent today just recording this podcast for you with Matt here. |
| 0:41.1 | But Matt is happily married. Doing much for your Valentine's Day. I know you have a surprise plan for your wife, but when this comes out, Valentine's Day would have been over. So what are you doing later tonight? |
| 0:50.8 | Well, so she treated me yesterday. We went to the cinema and had a free |
| 0:55.2 | course meal afterwards. Wow. Nice. Yeah, Charlotte Street Hotel. It was really good. Let's be honest, |
| 1:00.0 | is it a Groupon? Is it a Groupon? Did she pay full price? That matters, you know? If you get a |
| 1:05.6 | gift and you find out later, it's from a Groupon, doesn't it just cheapen it a little bit? No, it's nice. |
| 1:11.5 | Yeah, because it's the thought that counts, isn't it? |
| 1:13.9 | No, no, it's not the thought that it's, everything counts. |
| 1:17.5 | The thought counts, the actual thing counts, whether or not it's from a Groupon counts. |
| 1:22.0 | Like, if you buy a gift from someone, or if you buy it like an experience, because Groupon, like this kind of vouchers, companies, they do it, is mostly experiences, right? |
| 1:30.1 | So I really hope it's not like a movie and three course dinner package, you know? |
| 1:34.4 | That'll be very sad. |
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