What's up you losers? Get up. It's Friday. I'm talking to you, Laura. I'm talking to you, Brittany. I'm talking to you, Sarah. I'm talking to you, Elizabeth. I'm talking to you, um, I'm talking to you.

See, the fucking cops are coming too. It's Friday morning. Get your ass out of bed. Get out, roll out, tuck in roll, baby. I know that we've had a hard week.

Because trust me, I have two. It's been a weird week. But guess what? We have something to make it all better. And that is the last day to sign up for six weeks to strengthen 3.0.

Now, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't close out because hear me out.

The stars have aligned. And you for some reason chose to listen to today's podcast when I don't have a podcast on Friday. So you could have easily skipped by and gone, fuck this bitch. I'll talk to her Sunday, but you open this up.

And I think you opened it up because you knew you had an inkling. You had a little inkling think that I was going to give you a message you needed to hear.

And that message is that you, you need to take a chance with DBFT and you need to join the challenge.

Okay, I know that it's hard. I know that it's hard to go through with spending money on something like that. And you're like, but does why the fuck is it different? Well, it's different because you have a community of women excited to support you and cheer you on.

This isn't a community of fucking bullshit, Reddit threads and fucking losers talking about other people and being scumbags. This is a community that you're going to leave encouraged and powered in full of confidence to continue on whatever, whatever journey you're on doesn't even always have to be fitness related.

We talk about so much stuff in our communities.

We have hundreds of women buzzing right now, chomping at the bit to start these workouts on Sunday and you know what's going to happen.

You're going to get to my episode on Sunday and you're going to be fucking sad because you didn't sign up and then I'm going to get your DMs and I'm going to get your emails.

Devs. Oh, my God. I just I really thought about it and like I'm just I'm ready. I'm ready to commit. Can I please have the link?

And I'm going to say no, see you in 2022. Okay. So this is your last announcement, your last reminder in your last sign for you to take a chance with us.

Okay. If in six weeks, you can genuinely call me on the phone and tell me why my challenge sucked.

I will gladly refund you, but you have to legitimately call me on the phone or fucking zoom me and look me in the eye and tell me what went wrong.

No, no, no, no, no, no, not oh, I didn't have the time. Oh, I didn't put in the effort. No, no, no, no, no.

You complete this challenge. 120% and try to fucking tell me it doesn't work. I'll refund you. Okay. So here's your sign.

Links are in the show notes. You guys know the drill. I wanted to give you one more little hoo ha, one more little tickle to join this challenge.

And if you choose not to or if you can't, hey, I get it. I get it. I'm not here to pressure you to also spend money you might not have or don't want to spend or can't.

I get it. But if you're sitting here with your dick in your hand, twiddling your fucking thumbs, this is your sign to go.

All right. Happy Friday. Have a good weekend. And I'll see you in the challenge bitch.

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