I love that you expect me to save you, but in my situation, you're ready to destroy.

It's where you want to be.

Welcome back to the episode of I Never Like to with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith.

And this episode we talk about what would we do in these situations, which was brought to us by Carlo from our Patreon page.

All right.

Did you ever watch that show?

What would you do?

Who was that host?

Was it a Nickelodeon show?

No, it was like a Dateline show, remember?

And they would like set up these crazy scenarios

and it would be like this actor coming out to his parents

at a diner and the parents were like,

we don't accept you and like they didn't tell any of the diners

and they'd have to like react to see what would you do?

I don't understand the show of starting unnecessary drama.

Like a show that's like, let's create a fake drama and controversy

just to see how people react.

Well, obviously people are going to respond.

I wouldn't be on the show.

That's what I would do. It's like when they would say, what would you do for a Klondack bar? And it's like, I would not do anything. But also, like, the people in the diner knew they were on the show. This is a frozen chocolate piece of shit. Why are you acting? Like, those commercials for Klondek bars were so over the top. Like,

Like, for Klondike.

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