90. The Nicest We'll Ever Be

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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This week we attempted something shocking: being nice to each other. No roasts, no chaos (well… almost). Enjoy it while it lasts, because this might be the nicest we’ll ever be. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!⁠https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #TheNicestWe’llEverBe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You can't even accept a compliment.
0:03.4	We're supposed to be nice.
0:04.7	You're supposed to be nice.
0:06.3	We are supposed to be nice.
0:09.0	I am nice.
0:10.3	Welcome to another episode of I Never liked you with Mateo and Nick Smith, and today we try to be nice to each other.
0:16.4	Again.
0:17.2	Again.
0:17.4	We did this before and it was very popular.
0:19.4	Yes.
0:20.0	People like when we're nice to each other.. People like when we're nice to each other.
0:23.2	They do like when we're nice to each other.
0:25.1	That's a good observation.
0:27.6	Oh, are we starting now?
0:29.1	I don't know.
0:29.8	Yeah, I thought so.
0:31.0	Chris is leading this, though.
0:32.4	We're doing this a bit different.
0:33.2	But it started from right now.
0:36.4	My lovely co-host, who I'm honored, privileged, and honored to do this with.
0:52.4	Thanks, Martisha Adams.
0:54.0	Oh, you know what we need to do to each other? Is that those, what was that question, those girls ask each other on Instagram? Okay, there's an Instagram these girls, and they're lovely and they're friends, and they asked each other question, they started weeping when they said it, and Nick said, can you imagine us doing it? So this is our chance to do it. Nick, why am I in your life?
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