88: framing a kindergartener for manslaughter
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2024
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. Hello, welcome to my perfect person, this show where I'm perfect and you're a person. |
| 0:21.4 | Today, I had two entrees. |
| 0:27.0 | Daddy said, uh, let me take a look at the menu and that's actually going to be on two entrees. |
| 0:34.0 | Can I get in a... |
| 0:37.0 | Because I saw the menu and I said, |
| 0:41.0 | guess who's having two entrees? |
| 0:43.0 | Mmm, little sandwich. |
| 0:47.0 | And then also a slice of pipa. |
| 0:50.0 | When I have a slice of pipa, and I'm talking about pizza, I also get a sandwich because I was feeling |
| 0:56.8 | hungry and I figured actually I skipped Brecky because I forgot to eat and I got busy during the day and then as the day goes around and it comes around what goes around comes around comes around goes back around. |
| 1:11.0 | I found myself at about 2 p.m. thinking well I better double up on the meal |
| 1:16.3 | because I skipped Brecky did I have coffee year did I have coffee a second time |
| 1:22.2 | year but did I have coffee a second time? Yur. |
| 1:23.0 | But did I have that Brecky? |
| 1:25.0 | Did I have that lunch? |
| 1:27.0 | Nur? |
| 1:28.0 | So 225 rolls around |
| 1:31.0 | and I'm thinking that I better deserve to have that feast. |
| 1:35.0 | Because when in doubt you know daddy's got a feast. |
| 1:40.0 | That's merch. That's the title of a book and that's going to be the Miles Nation State of the Union address. |
| 1:49.0 | Daddy's gotta have a feast. |
| 1:52.0 | Daddy's gotta have a feast. Daddy's gotta have a feast. |
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