89: beating the foot fetish allegations (w/ Jay Putnam)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Jay joins the show to take stunning calls about foot fetish rumors across the ocean, a thumping in the night, and to buy or not to buy a scooter for a beekeeper.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast. Hello, welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and You're a person.
0:22.0	Baby, I've been doing push-ups.
0:24.0	Have you really?
0:25.0	I've been sort of revolutionizing the way that my shoulders look and feel.
0:29.0	Nice.
0:30.0	I've been doing some push-ups some days of the week.
0:33.0	How many?
0:34.0	Well, for probably four, well, let's say two days in a row, one day off.
0:38.0	Yeah.
0:39.0	Another day on.
0:40.0	Another day off.
0:41.0	And then I think two days later, I did it again it again okay and I only did about 10 to 15 sure but I just
0:46.7	want my shoulders my shoulders are fucked up yeah and the shoulders are often people
0:51.4	think it's your eyes are the window of your soul
0:53.2	it's actually the shoulders all the shoulders it's all shoulders all shoulders
0:56.4	people are sort of looking at how your shoulders look yeah feel and they want to be able to
1:00.0	grab you by the shoulders totally so I want those to be buff.
1:03.8	Yeah.
1:04.3	And so I've started doing the pushups.
1:05.6	People are like, whoa.
1:07.4	These knots in the top of your arm.
1:09.2	Yeah, by the way, I got a massage and it fucking hurts so bad recently.
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