87: we hired a "DIY sperm donor" (w/ Caitlin McGee)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Caitlin McGee (Home Economics, Mr. Monk's Last Case: A Monk Movie) joins the show to take calls about DIY sperm donation, an astounding conception story, and relationship shattering secrets & lies.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast. Hello and you're a person. Well, guess what guys.
0:14.0	And,
0:15.0	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person,
0:18.0	The show where I'm perfect and you're a person.
0:22.0	Well, guess what guys. Leftovers are back and they're better than ever. Picture
0:30.3	a leftover with a chaser with a kicker. I got Indian food, pop that puppy in the
0:36.1	fridge. Guess who's adding microwaved Indian food to the leftovers to make it
0:42.4	seem like I added a whole extra more meal.
0:45.0	Now we're having the leftovers and we're adding Sogpaneer from Trader Joe's, but my brain's thinking,
0:54.2	this is all from the leftovers.
0:56.2	I'm adding a supplement and having a full meal because of that.
1:01.6	What just happened?
1:05.0	Okay, let every week I do the show.
1:10.0	I understand.
1:11.0	I say something perfect that I go.
1:13.0	Oh, good for you.
1:15.0	Show is called Perfect Person.
1:18.0	Oh, okay.
1:19.0	And the premise is...
1:20.0	I thought I was here to see Ira Glass.
1:22.0	I'm confused. Oh, no, no, is going to be me okay oh well you guys you're
1:27.0	wearing glasses we're sort of the same yeah the same sort of wheel yeah
	...

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