86: stalking the tiktok boy in my cult (w/ Kelly Ross & Zach Threlkeld)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 28 February 2024
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Zachary Carter Threlkeld and Kelly Jean Ross join the show to take calls about fighting rude customers, embarassing yourself in front of your hookup, and properly initiating a date with a famous.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. Hello and welcome to the perfect person to show where I'm perfect and you are a person. |
| 0:20.0 | This week I got a haircut and I sort of revolutionized my brand identity as being a cool guy that's young to have. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm sort of a sleek man. |
| 0:35.0 | Yeah, who's kind of like I feel like I could walk into Calvin Klein and they'd be like are you a model for this? |
| 0:41.0 | I feel like they would say take your pants off. Let's see the |
| 0:44.7 | underwear. |
| 0:45.7 | And then you have, I feel like I want to go and claim they say. Take your pants off. |
| 0:50.4 | Drop. Yeah, I agree. Drop those. |
| 0:52.1 | Yeah. Drop those. Let's see that hog. |
| 0:54.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:55.0 | That happens to Kramer in a Seinfeld episode. |
| 0:58.0 | It does. |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah, they don't say drop the pants to see the hog. |
| 1:01.0 | Well, no, but they ask him to take off his pants and he's |
| 1:04.4 | walking around he does put on he's on yeah really keeps his shoes on of course I feel like |
| 1:09.0 | that would be sensitive for me yeah it is intimate. In middle school I was very worried that I was going to be at. |
| 1:15.6 | I was going to be at... |
| 1:17.6 | Oh God. I was always very like, I would like concoct scenarios where I would be in my underwear |
| 1:29.6 | somehow and accidentally I have a boner. |
| 1:32.8 | I would be terrified. |
| 1:34.3 | I'd be like, well, what if for some reason I get sauce on my pants |
| 1:38.5 | and I have to change and I'm in my underwear? |
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