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#87 - Rob Delaney

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Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8973 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Rob Delaney enters the closet for some childbirth talk and other nonsense.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh shit. You take a you take a unicorn yeah and you you cut it open and you you cut it open and you take out all the

0:10.1

unicorn insides so the insides of a unicorn are gone so it's just like a it's like a flat the

0:15.0

unicorn inside so the insides of a unicorn are gone so it's just like a it's like a flat then you stuff it it's like a flat what's like a flat the whole thing is flat like a

0:19.0

flat like a flat like a flat apatopat.

0:21.0

Yeah, yeah yeah, it's like a flat like a flat like a you just lay it out.

0:23.6

Yep. You stuff it with Bolanese sauce and cheese and cheese.

0:29.6

So it's just now it's just full of Bolanese and cheese.

0:32.3

So it's it's like a it's like an Italian corn. It's like an Italian corn.

0:36.6

It's really like an Italian dessert. It's an Italian unicorn. It's an Italian unicorn.

0:39.7

It's a new- So you and fuck is wrong with you. And then you sew it up.

0:44.0

And then you sew it up.

0:45.0

You sew it up.

0:46.0

Now if it's not full enough, you can shoot some more through the asshole because that's a muscle.

0:50.0

That's how you do that.

0:51.0

And that's also how you would do it.

0:52.0

So now you have a nice... That's also how you would do it. So now you have a nice,

0:53.2

at the portal you're comfortable with. Now you have a nice unicorn filled with bulliones and

0:57.6

cheese. And then you set it aside, just like any decent recipe. You let it age a little bit. It's like putting a cheese away or a

1:07.0

prosciutto, you just let it sit for maybe a year. Right?

1:13.0

Yeah.

1:14.0

Then you take it up to a highway overcross.

1:18.0

Yeah.

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