If there was a...

Welcome back to a book in the room! If I was a song... But do you remember how we... If I was a song... Yeah. Fuck. Sweet emotion by... No, no, no. If I was a song, sweet emotion by arrowsmith is what I would be, because I... Like, if that song... If that song could take physical form and walk the earth... No, no, no. That would be me. That would be me.

Yeah, you know why?

Actually, because that song could take physical form and walk the earth, that would be me.

Yeah, you know why? Actually? Because that song is about getting a fucking venereal disease, and that's about right. So that's you. You're like a drippy cock, and I'm the ace of spades. That's what I am. I'm motorheads. If I was a song, I'm the ace of spades. Right, right. Coming out of a man with a goiter on his head.

No, you're exactly right.

With like a postule-like face.

Yeah. If I was a song, I'm the Aces of Space. Right, right. Coming out of a man with a goiter on his head.

No, you're exactly right. With like a postule-like face. Yeah. Terrifying human being. Right, but just a fucking beast. Just a powerful beast. Just like a fucking Gryphonus. You're wearing a scarf. You're wearing a scarf. You know I'm going to lose. You're in your house wearing a scarf.

It's chilly around my neck.

Do my fucking neck I never wanted to punch a man with two fists at once before Like double fist punch Just not like one in a time Like both at the same time You know what happened? You would do that And then my foot would just go right into your cock. Just right up. Just boom, boom.

And then you would drop and I'd be fine because those fists are made out of fucking love. You'd be hitting me with a love punch in my gullet. You know why I wear the scarf around my neck? Because I'm fucking getting the chicken wobble, bro. I'm getting that fucking turkey wobble. Like I got to iron my neck. You're in your house. Nobody's going to see it except your family.

And they're already upset by most of your physical problems as it is. There's fucking mirrors everywhere, bro. I'm literally just gonna be like a cashmere mummy in a couple of years. Just gonna have little eye holes. And that's it. The whole thing just wrapped up. You're getting one. That's what's supposed to happen. Shit is falling apart. You're getting old. I'm not going to have anything done about it, but I also don't have to love it. I don't have to love it. I don't have to embrace it. Dude, when you grab your neck, when you grab your neck and pull on it and then it stays in that place? That's the sound of walking the room. That's the sidewalk. We're the skin on your neck, bitch.

Estoy podcast. What we had just done was delicious what we had just done was delicious.

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Silverfish. Yep. I got one called pockets, pockets, pockets, pockets. It's just about, it's a show about pockets. What you put in them, what you don't, where your pockets are. How many you got, how many you like. A fistful of failure.

A fistful of failure.

Yep, that's a good one.

I love that.

What are there some of the other ones on our network?

How Pat and Oswald died. A fistful of failure. A fistful of failure. Yep, that's a good one. I love that.

What are there some of the other ones on our network?

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