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Walking The Room

#86 - Junk Pics and Napalm Dixon

Walking The Room

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8973 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Greg and Dave discuss some bad texts, girls soccer and how to have an extreme break up.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Do you ever, um, did you ever, have you ever seen silverfish?

0:03.5

Yes. They're the little like silvery. I know what the fuck they are. Don't don't. Yeah, I know what they are. And they eat wood and they eat your underwear. No, they fucking, they just, they just draw. Like if you, if you have cup. Yeah. And you put a fucking coffee cup up there for a while. And then you forget about that coffee cup. And then you grab that coffee cup down early in the morning and you fire up a hot pot.

0:04.0

Mm-hmm.

0:55.2

You'll find a silverfish just swimming around in it. Sometimes you won't find that silverfish just halfway down your fucking tongue. Then you spit that bitch out onto a floor and it's still alive. Did you do that? Yes, dude. I have gone. Fucking silverfish in the gullet. I've done it, dude. I've fucking, I've, I've, I've tasted silverfish. When I was... I've let one scurry. It was like out of a Disney movie on my tongue where it's like, no, no, no cartoon fucking skittering, trying not to go down my throat. I'm like, what's that swallowing swallowing and then i go like that and it just flops out of my mouth yeah i when i was in i would say fourth grade we had

1:03.0

what known as we what was known as hot dog day not nairobi not no i was not in nairobi did i say

1:08.5

nirobi no i was never in i felt like you think you could say the fourth grade, I thought you were saying, when I was in Nairobi.

1:15.1

When I was in Nairobi.

1:16.2

Yeah, tell me about that.

1:17.3

Tell me about that. I was eight. Hot out? Do they know it's Christmas time at all? So we had this thing called Hot Dog Day

1:11.0

Where you

1:11.3

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we had a hot dog

1:12.8

And you get a bag of chips

1:14.0

Talk to me about that

1:15.2

And you get a bag of chips.

1:27.9

Talk to me about that.

1:29.2

And you get a little thing of ice cream you scoop up with a little thing. How stoked were you about Hot Dog Day though? It was fucking amazing. I loved it, right? How good were those hot dogs? They were fantastic. I can still fucking taste them. And that was like, here's the thing. you're probably getting a lesser meal than what you were being given all week long

1:26.4

and yet the joy and elation of not being fucking tied to your lunch bag

1:30.3

and somebody else is pointed somebody else is pointing lesser meal than what you were being given all week long, and yet the joy and elation of not being fucking tied to your lunch bag.

1:46.2

And somebody else's point of view.

1:48.8

Yeah.

1:49.2

Right?

1:49.5

Yeah.

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