87. Lil Nas X, NFL Cheerleaders & Crumbl

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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We ran through some hot topics this week: male NFL cheerleaders, the Crumbl CEO being outed, Lil Nas X drama, an American woman getting pickpocketed abroad, and of course… Snoop Dogg. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #HotTopics #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #LilNasX #SnoopDogg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you think you could pickpocket me?
0:01.6	Yes.
0:02.4	I don't.
0:03.4	I'm so aware. Nick, you got scared by your own sneeze. Welcome back to another episode of I Never Like to with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith. And today we're talking hot and current topics. There you go, Nick. Do you like my hairline? I just got hair transplants three weeks ago. Another time. This is my last time. I'm like a Pokemon. I'm like Charzart now.
0:22.3	And what if I said I don't?
0:23.6	Well, that's fair. I just got hair transplants three weeks ago. Another time. This is my last time. I'm like a Pokemon.
0:21.3	I'm like Charzart now. And what if I said I don't? Well, that's fair. Then what? Can you tell I had to go for a fourth time? You know, I'm so insecure I would. I use Topic spray to hide the redness. Hot topic? I went to Hot Topic. Oh, God. bless you.
0:37.3	Do you scare yourself
0:38.6	with your scenes?
0:39.7	Yes, Chris,
0:40.6	he did.
0:41.3	I just want I went to Hot Topic. Oh, God, Jesus. Do you scare yourself with your sneeze?
0:39.7	Yes, Chris, he did.
0:41.2	I just want everyone to know that Nick was eating a shitty egg salad sandwich.
0:44.9	Do not get the egg salad from Prett-Mongie?
0:46.8	But he was in the, basically, like, the hallway eating it by him.
0:51.7	At one point, he turned around just going like that.
0:53.8	We were on a time crunch.
0:55.9	Anyways, we are discussing the current and silly and outrageous hot topics.
1:02.6	We?
1:04.1	So let's get into it.
1:05.8	Okay.
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