86. What Would We Do If… EVERYTHING Went Wrong?

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2025

⏱️ 24 minutes

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We put ourselves in some wild hypothetical situations to see what we’d actually do. Zombie apocalypse? Cast on Naked & Afraid? Stuck in an elevator? From vicious geese to medieval times, nothing is off-limits. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #HypotheticalScenarios #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ZombieApocalypse Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	No, I'm not comforting people.
0:02.0	No, I'm not being a therapist.
0:03.8	I'm not Dr. Ficking Phil.
0:06.0	I'm panicked.
0:07.3	I'm blacked out.
0:08.7	I'm crying.
0:09.9	I'm probably throwing up a little.
0:11.9	Hey, everybody, welcome back to the episode of I Never Like to
0:13.8	with Mateo Lane, Nick Smith.
0:15.0	And today we're talking about how would we survive?
0:17.7	Nick.
0:18.5	How will I know if he really loves me? So Chris is going to give us scenarios
0:24.9	and we talk about how we would survive. Now remember we talked about a zombie apocalypse and
0:30.4	you made it clear that you weren't sure what a zombie apocalypse you thought there was just one zombie
0:34.1	running around. We should watch a zombie movie together. I... There...
0:38.3	We should watch a zombie movie together.
0:40.3	That's what we should do for this...
0:42.3	This is not breathable material.
0:45.3	It's see-through.
0:46.3	I can see your nipples.
0:48.3	What's not breathable about it?
0:50.3	In a see-through shirt?
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