87. He Thinks He’s Sklorripu - Guest Preacher Holden McNeely

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2019

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Bury a bone in the flesh matrix. Bark, growl, and yip, ya goof! Pet ownership is difficult, but so is pet personship. If you—even for a second—think this is supposed to be funny, you can trot off to a euthanasiarium, cuz this one is SERIOUS. Guest Preacher Holden McNeely (Wizard and the Bruiser & Page 7 podcasts, holdenatorsho on Twitch) Invocation Waxy Slime Liturgical Reading: “He Thinks He’s Sklorripu” Concluding Metamorphosis Swell on it wholesale. Plump on the newest video at youtube.com/thestorymustbetold

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0:00.0	I'm not
0:03.0	you're going to be.
0:05.0	And Good morning, dear congregants.
0:29.6	Thanks for bearing with me.
0:31.6	I'm a little under the weather.
0:34.6	Pastor Andrew is going to lead today's service. He's helping Sister Colista buckle chalms into his car seat right now, so... We know that's a task. She's taking chalms to the mall to get new clothes. Little guy has grown like bamboo hardly boy size anymore
0:55.1	the story must
0:57.1	the story must
1:00.2	the story must be told
1:05.1	the story must be told
1:07.6	the story must be told
1:07.6	oh ugh Oh, that's better.
1:19.7	Dizzy.
1:21.1	Well, okay, we've got a big old treat today.
1:24.1	Yes, sir.
1:25.5	Our dear friend and beloved congregant, Holden McNeely, is preaching us of fresh ones,
1:32.1	just hold on tight.
1:33.7	And, uh, uh, story, I am out of it.
1:39.2	How about I read a psalm to keep things moving while Pastor Andrew wraps up with shams?
1:46.0	So let me open the book of story here.
1:53.0	Frickin story, damn it!
1:56.0	I can't get the friggin' page to...
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