87: Crisis On 18,000 Earths (The Third Book of Enoch, Part 2)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2021

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

We're finishing up our third anniversary special this week, Theophiloi, and the sheer weirdness of Enoch's new career has gotten vast enough to fill a myriad of parasangs. You might've thought you were prepared for everything we're going to see in this, but can anyone truly be prepared for SATAN STORMWIND, the sensational character find of the 2nd Century? It's the Dark Souls of apocrypha as these one two princes of podcasting get through 3noch 2: A Little Bit Louder Now.

Topics of Discussion: Adventuring as low-quality nuns, Dom vs. Metatron (Dometatron), Lords of Dread and Captains of Fear, the best way to view the Lord ;), a comparison of the Holy One (Blessed be He) to Shaft from Youngblood that sets os off on a lengthy diversion about the Rob, an unprecedented Triple Devil Drop, technical difficulties, portals to the punch dimension, Chris making himself laugh with the dumbest running gag we've ever done, Enoch's definitive number of genders, the alphabet of sins.

Hymnal: "Party Up" by DMX, "Party Up" by Jammin' on the Ivories (https://www.youtube.com/c/HipHopPiano/). RIP DMX

Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/apocrypals?ref_id=18246

Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Heck 12. Isaiah 54:17.

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0:00.0	You're listening to Apocopal's on the Greenlit Podcast Network.
0:03.7	Make sure to check out all of our shows at greenlitpodcasts.com.
0:08.8	Between each river, there are bright clouds surrounding them,
0:11.7	and between each cloud, there are put up pillars of brimstone.
0:14.5	Between one pillar and another, there are standing flaming wheels surrounding them.
0:18.4	And between one wheel and another, there are flames of fire roundabout.
0:21.8	Between one flame and another, there are treasuries of lightnings.
0:25.4	Behind the treasuries of lightnings are the wings of the stormwind.
0:28.2	Behind the wings of the stormwind are the chambers of the tempest.
0:31.0	Behind the chambers of the tempest, there are winds, voices, thunders, sparks upon sparks,
0:35.8	and earthquakes upon earthquakes?
0:38.7	Third Enoch, Chapter 37.
0:44.8	Uh.
0:49.8	Whoa.
0:50.4	Y'all gonna make me lose my minds.
0:52.8	Up in here.
0:53.9	Up in here. Y'all gonna make me go my minds. Up in here. Up in here.
0:55.1	Y'all going to make me go all out.
0:57.6	Up in here.
0:58.7	Up in here.
0:59.9	Y'all going to make me after fools.
1:02.3	Up in here.
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