All right, all right, here we go, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Harlan Highway.

Just feeling kind of singy today, I don't know why.

It's just good to be alive. Good to have you here. Thank you for joining.

We will be taking some of your phone calls today. We'll be listening into some of your phone messages. I will be responding to some of your phone messages chit-chatting about what you want to talk about

And then also I'm going to be talking about something really new and weird and

technological that happened to me just a few days ago

and it was the first time it ever happened to me

and I found it a bit fascinating

and unsettling at the same time.

And I don't know if what happened to me has happened to you.

So we'll see but we're going to talk about that.

Like I said take your phone calls and just generally be a nuisance.

Okay?

So I also want to add if you guys get the chance,

spread the word about the Harlan Highway.

Tell your friends that show them how to get here,

give them the address, tell them how to get the app for their phone.

We want to start getting more people on the Harlan Highway, right?

Don't be selfish, share.

All right, here's why, here we go.

This is the Harlan Highway.

Sit down, strap in and tighten your diaper. Come here baby.

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