869 - Commander TOM DOWDY calls in ANGRY! Obese airline passengers

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2017

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Commander first officer Tom Dowdy calls in and he's angry at insulting impression of him. Fat airline passengers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey man. Welcome to the Harland Highway man. Yeah that's right man. Come on and sit down. Take a load off.
0:08.0	Great to have you. I'm Harland Williams. This is the Harlan Highway Podcast. And we got a cool show today. We got a groovy show today. I'm going to be talking
0:21.0	about a follow-up story on something that happened to me on an airliner
0:27.0	where I told you about a month and a half ago or a big fat person sat beside me and their body spilled over into my seat and draped all over my body and I got upset about it and now it looks like the same things happen to someone else
0:42.6	and they're suing the airlines.
0:45.3	So it's like life imitating art or art imitating life
0:48.7	or fat imitating blubber.
0:50.4	I don't know what it is, but it's an interesting story. I'm going to be talking about that.
0:55.7	And then a pavement pounder had the audacity to phone in and kind of do an impression of lieutenant, colonel, French commander
1:07.5	Tom Dowdy from the American military and kind of was kind of mocking his voice and then the real Tom Dowdy called in
1:16.3	pissed off angry and he unloads on me towards the end of the podcast so put your
1:22.3	seatbelt on it's going to be a rough one ladies and gentlemen this is the Harlan
1:27.0	I
1:32.0	Sit down, strap in and tighten your diaper.
1:36.7	Come here baby.
1:38.0	You are about to go down the Harlan Highway.
1:41.0	No!
1:42.0	No! I didn't bargain for this oh yes you did chia chia chica chicha chicha chicha chow main baby and the
1:48.8	creature from all the space.
1:54.0	Please don't stop.
1:59.0	I gotta feed an ugly face. A magnificent performance.
2:00.0	This is the Harlan Highway. I hate you!
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