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The Harland Highway

867 - Harland returns from the AMAZON JUNGLE. Work out pills and spiders

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2017

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Harland returns from his trip into the AMAZON rain forest. Exercise pills. Update on MELVIN the spider. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Sweet Christmas Crumble Cake.

0:03.0

Hello everybody, this is Harlem Williams.

0:05.6

You are rolling down the Harlan Highway.

0:08.4

Or should I say boating down the Harlan Highway?

0:11.4

Yeah, today is the day. I made it back from my Amazon River

0:16.4

excursion. As promised, I told you I'd give you a full report. So on today's's show I'm going to tell you all about how my

0:25.2

adventure down the Amazon River went some exciting stuff some cool stuff I

0:31.0

really enjoyed it so I can't wait to get into that and tell you about that.

0:36.4

Also we are going to talk about it's hard to believe you know it it seems like they invent a pill for everything, but it looks like scientists are now working on what they call an exercise pill.

0:51.0

Apparently you can take this pill and it will give you the same effects as if you did like an hour and a half workout. Are you kidding me? So we'll talk about that. And also we have an update from one of the

1:04.7

pavement pounders who it looks like is made friends with an acronym or

1:10.1

whatever it's called it an acronym I don't know what you call spiders,

1:14.0

Acrophoids or something.

1:17.0

One of our listeners took my advice

1:19.0

and made friends with a spider that he was going to kill

1:22.0

so wait do you hear this phone

1:23.3

call it's all here right now on the Harlan Highway

1:30.4

Sit down strap in and tighten your diaper.

1:36.1

Come here, baby.

1:37.5

You are about to go down the Harlan Highway.

1:40.1

No!

1:41.1

No!

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