84: Old Fashioned

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Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2017

⏱️ 110 minutes

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This week, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of Old Fashioned; the story of a man who promised god he'd never be alone in a room with a woman if god forgave him for all the consensual boob-filming he did in college. It's a romantic comedy in the sense that they had to put something next to the word "genre" in the description.

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0:00.0	So and he also says like that you know we'll go on another day but this time you can pick the location she's like okay. It's not gonna be a church in your buddy's house. I'm just going to warn you. I would love for it to be like a swinger party or an
0:16.7	S&M club or something like that. You said I could pick. You said I could pick.
0:20.6	You said I could pick. Get in the... Now, sit on the pair.
0:24.0	You're embarrassing me in front of my friends.
0:28.0	I watched your weird friend pretend to teach her kid Chinese do this for me movies. Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from
0:53.7	Christian cinema because Eli really needs a job he can do alone in a room. I'm your
0:58.3	host no illusions and sitting to my immediate left is Eli Bosnick because this week I
1:02.1	made the mistake of sharing a room with him.
1:03.8	Eli how are you this fine afternoon sir? I'm good I'm good Noah. You know what's an
1:08.1	unforgivable act? What's that? Filming boobs consent...
1:12.3	That might come up. What's that? Filming boobs, consent?
1:13.0	Uh, that might come up.
1:15.0	Yeah, yeah, no, and no, that is not an explanation of why Heath's not here today.
1:20.0	He is still on the fuck tour, obviously.
1:22.0	So Eli and I are going to be holding down the
1:23.8	fourth this week which means that it falls to you to tell us what will we be
1:27.5	breaking down today we watched old fashioned.
1:33.0	The story of a religious hermit and an abuse victim finding love based on not the Bible.
1:41.0	Not not not the Bible. No not not. Not no. No. No. Not at all and Carl the pug of pecacicorn. How bad was this movie? Oh hey, it's me. Well if you love romantic comedies, but you are in desperate emergent need of mental health care, you will love this movie.
2:00.0	These people need serious help.
2:02.0	And they really do. Well, the guy, well, yeah, no, they both do.
2:05.0	Yeah, they both do.
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