85: Divination

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2017

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for the greatest achievement in the history of visual medium; Divination. It's the story of internal demonic office politics, as well as one man's obsession with another man's procreation. Plus there's a knife grenade. Yes... a knife grenade.

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0:00.0	He tells them that humans are always trying to kill God because God wants them to be happy, but they just won't.
0:11.0	Head over to Sam Harris,agging up Acme dynamite
0:14.0	right behind.
0:15.0	It's like Eli tip toing up behind God
0:18.0	with like ether and a rag.
0:20.0	I saw you again.
0:21.0	You always...
0:22.0	Angelo, make that cartoon!
0:25.0	Just redo as many roadrunner cartoons with God and Sam Harris as you can. God awful movies.
0:37.0	Movies. movie. Welcome back to the gamst where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema
0:54.0	because Eli's therapist would notice if he started cutting again.
0:57.1	I'm your host Noah Aleusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath
1:00.5	and right, Heath, welcome back.
1:01.8	Thanks Noah. you know how this was the best
1:05.6	movie ever me too oh so good we just do this again for reason con?
1:13.0	Right.
1:14.0	Part one, part two.
1:18.0	And of course, sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick.
1:22.0	Eli, how are you this fine afternoon sir?
1:24.5	I just like those furry bracelets from Hot Topic don't listen to anybody.
1:29.4	I'm sorry I'm gonna have a number of Eli suffers from clinical depression jokes in this in my notes here. I'm just going to warn you ahead of time.
1:38.0	I'm going to have a bunch of Eli suffers from critical depression jokes on this show.
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