84. Little Church

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

It's the 84th episode! It's Labor Day. On today's show, Chris talks about ASMR. Also discussed: diss tracks, Mark Wahlberg and how he wakes up too early, the dystopian future, speedos, going into the ocean past your knees, Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, Italians taking off the month of August (Ferragosto), & siestas. We name a new Elder and answer a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:44.6	What's up my babies? It's fucking Labor Day.
0:47.9	It is Labor Day and it is Episode 84.
0:50.8	It is Labor Day and it is Episode 84.
0:53.3	And is it Episode 84 or Episode 84?
0:56.1	Because I started saying Episode 84, but it's Episode 84.
1:01.5	Because Episode is not a word, but it is Labor Day and a lot of people take that off
1:08.4	because it's Labor Day, but Labor means work, some work, and I'm working on Labor Day.
1:13.8	And I'm bringing this hot podcast to you babies.
1:16.6	And you know, if you've been listening from the beginning, you're only a little bit over one
1:20.6	years old. You're a baby that's over one years old and one year old.
1:24.0	I should say one year old, not one year old, because that's one year old, not one, because it's not
1:27.6	plural. But you know what? We're starting off this episode by saying lots of wrong things and
1:32.4	lots of wrong words. And it's because I'm a said Werns, but it's because my mind is going faster
1:37.8	than my mouth, which is how everybody should be.
1:42.4	Because your mind, if your mouth is going quicker than your mind, then you're an ignoramus.
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