83. Lit Asian Banker
Congratulations with Chris D'Elia
Chris D'Elia
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🗓️ 29 August 2018
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this episode of Congratulations is brought to you by the Cash App. |
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| 0:35.0 | Episode 83. Where are all the babies? Are they all here? |
| 0:52.3 | Anyway, yeah, you are all here. Or some of you, well, you're all here if you're listening. |
| 0:56.3 | That's how it goes. I could be like, hey, you're listening now and you're listening. |
| 0:59.1 | If you didn't, if you're not, you didn't hear it, right? But I am super back, man. |
| 1:08.2 | And I was on the road. I was on, I did a show in Reno, which what the fuck is it? |
| 1:16.0 | And then I did a show in Las Vegas at the Marrages. Both shows were awesome, dude. |
| 1:20.0 | The Reno show was awesome and the Las Vegas show was awesome. |
| 1:23.1 | Reno is, you know, I don't know. It's funny how the, like, it's like, I don't even want to say a mini Vegas, |
| 1:37.2 | because it's not. They have a casino, but they're so spread apart from each other. |
| 1:41.7 | It's also probably just as far from each other as they are in Las Vegas. It's just Las Vegas. |
| 1:46.8 | There's more shit to do in between them. But like you're in one casino and you look out the window of the hotel |
| 1:52.4 | and you're like, oh, the other casino, it looks like it's fucking in California, |
| 1:59.6 | in California, because Reno's in Nevada. I don't know where Reno was. But I was in Reno. |
| 2:06.1 | The great show is about, I think, 2400 people there at the show. And then in Vegas, it was sold out. |
| 2:15.6 | However big that one is at the Marrages. But yeah, I don't know. I'm like, you know, you go in waves |
| 2:26.4 | as a performer. You're like, oh, yeah, I'm really in love with stand-up and in love with my act. |
| 2:31.5 | And I got my new shit and that's awesome. And then touring is cool, going to different cities. |
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