85. - Johnny Hipscry

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

It's the 85th episode! On today's show, Chris tells his Kurt Russell story. Also discussed: math flirting, Car Wash by Rose Royce, Myspace and the Top 8, and what you should do if you own a waffle maker. We name a new Elder and answer a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and ~~don't~~ forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Slack. With Slack, you can bring all your people and
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0:26.9	Slack.com slash DHQ. New Year, new me. Nah, I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things
0:35.3	I love, like enjoying a latte on the bars with some music or on a walk with a friend. My
0:42.7	only resolution is to enjoy more of what I love, like switching up my usual with oat,
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1:45.9	We are back in business. Episode 85. We're live on the fucking app and we're also... I'm a quick
1:54.3	fuck. I'm a sick fuck. I like a quick fuck. I'm a sick fuck. I like a quick fuck. Have you heard
2:01.2	that song yet? The Kanye West one with low pump? Where they look like they're the fucking talking
2:05.7	heads. Is that who used to wear those boxy ass shits? Yeah, dude. Also, it's not really a sick
2:11.0	fuck. If you look just like a quick fuck. That's just you have shit to do. I'm a sick fuck. I like a
2:15.7	quick fuck. It shouldn't be like that. That's not that sick. I'm a sick... He might as well just
2:20.9	being saying, I'm a sick fuck. I like to just fuck. I'm a sick fuck. I like to fuck I'm busy.
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