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Ghostrunners

83 - This Episode Slaps Different

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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This episode got de-monetized on YouTube because of the Jingle Bell Rock segment (1:29:45) at the end so please enjoy it. Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu  Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P  Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

J, quick conversation started for you. Is it possible to raise your voice without sounding mad?

0:07.2

Hey, Brad, like that? Yeah, kind of. So, uh, Catherine, the other day she's been, she's been giving me, now she did once. She gave me a foot bath.

0:17.0

She like, gave you a foot bath. She basically said, hey Brad, she scrubbed you with her feet. Your feet are gross and I want them to not be gross because I don't want them to smell

0:27.6

Oh, she scrub your feet. She's got my feet. Okay. I thought she scrubbed you with her feet. Oh, I see, like she's like, oh,

0:34.6

you just lay down.

0:35.8

That's even more weird.

0:36.8

I got some soap on my feet.

0:38.0

I was gonna walk around for a little bit.

0:39.4

Yeah, but she's down there near the footbath, doing like whatever this pumice scrub thing is pumice what is that that's like a

0:47.5

pailio hos. Yeah pailio hos. Oh pailio hummus yeah cool pailio And she, you know, I said something to her in a normal voice.

0:56.1

I don't, let's say, I was like, oh, that kind of hurts, you know, whatever. She goes, what? And I was, I was trying to to like have the exact same timber, everything and I go,

1:06.1

oh that kind of hurts. And she's like, it was like we get low-key gotten a little bit of an argument right there okay I'm okay okay no no I was just trying to I was trying to be louder I was trying to like just talk louder

1:20.3

I was trying to talk louder like like how do you you have to really be careful of the tone I think

1:26.1

Yeah, you almost can't oh that's tough right I think you can't do it at all when someone's scrubbing your feet. You can't raise your voice at them,

1:33.4

Brad. But then there's a low-key, there's an LKH right there so that she can't hear me unless I get a little bit louder.

1:40.1

Lowkey hum on the palm.

1:41.4

Loki hum with the pum on the foot.

1:44.0

Huh.

1:45.0

So, so it's too bad.

1:47.0

So hey, like, hey, what's your name?

1:49.0

Jake.

1:50.0

Sorry, what is it?

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