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Ghostrunners

82 - Stand Up at a Wedding

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2020

⏱️ 104 minutes

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0:00.0

Jake, I don't know where I read this, honestly.

0:02.8

It was, maybe it was just on like some random website

0:05.7

that I was on, whatever, it doesn't matter.

0:07.2

But it was a quote from Eleanor Roosevelt.

0:09.1

It's a very common quote, I guess.

0:11.6

That it just said, do one thing every day that scares you.

0:14.6

Oh yeah I've seen that quote.

0:15.6

That's a I thought about it.

0:17.4

I don't think it's a good idea.

0:18.4

Every day I'll be dead soon.

0:20.0

Thank you.

0:20.6

Like I was like, okay, the first couple of days maybe it'll be like, like I'm a little bit nervous sometimes to like call somebody, like cold call a business and be like, hey, do you mind, you know, put an Ellis Custom Creations furniture in your locally like handmade craft store.

0:34.0

Like that's kind of scary but after three or four days of that I don't think I'm

0:37.4

going to be scared of that anymore.

0:38.4

I'm going to try to move on to something a little bit crazier and three weeks in I'm going to be jumping down the stairs.

0:44.0

Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean?

0:45.0

Day two is when I fart in public with headphones in.

0:48.0

That's kind of scary.

0:50.0

But then month two, it's like, let's see what a snake bite feels like.

0:52.0

Then I'm dead right I'll

0:54.4

go hunting for those alligators out of Florida what's the worst that could

0:57.4

happen if I get on top of it I really think it'll have trouble rolling me over

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