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Ghostrunners

84 - Putting a 3yr Old in the Fridge

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2020

⏱️ 104 minutes

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0:00.0

Jake how in the world do people in today's age still have blurry pictures of themselves on the internet?

0:14.8

Yeah, like he's like you would have to go out of your way to do that like I yeah I'll I'll get messages on people or on Facebook from people wanting to inquire about custom creations from Ellis Custom Creations and.com and Instagram and Facebook and they they're like no I always kind of just like profile them a little bit. I'm like literally I go their profile and

0:26.7

Like sometimes it's like how is this picture a the one that you chose? Yeah, you you this wasn't a Snapchat that just like got sent and you're like I got

0:34.6

to use this is my profile picture. It's the rules. A, that's ridiculous. B, it's just like, where are you buying

0:41.6

this camera that allows you to take such a bad

0:43.4

picture unless unless it's like a family reunion a hundred person like picture

0:48.2

and you're zooming in on you there's no way it should be that pixelated of you

0:51.4

like like a flip phone camera doesn't exist anymore. I don't think.

0:54.8

No. And if they do, no one's using them. Unless I would say this is like when I silenced a

1:00.9

800 person crowd in Knoxville. It is way harder to make 800 people be

1:04.8

silent than to make them laugh. Yeah and you found a way in 20 to take a

1:10.2

mobile picture blurry? Generally like yeah I don't know how how it happened if

1:14.8

Parkinson's is involved sure that's fair sure anything else I don't think no way yeah I think

1:20.1

that's the only excuse you that's if yeah you should have like one of those stickers. It says I have Parkinson's on the bottom of your profile. Like a student driver or baby on board. Yes. Oh, no, I see what I mean like the Facebook profile picture. Like the sticker like that you can do like Facebook profile like. No, like the sticker like that you can you can do like

1:33.0

Facebook profile like support France like like I stand for Paris. Yeah this one just

1:37.2

says I have Parkinson's and it's blurry. My body, my choice, my blurry body. My my Parkinson's I can pay paradise and put up a Parkinson's yeah

1:48.0

roll it You're a thing. Oh, I think that this I beat

2:05.0

means it is going down on some random thoughts on why me.

2:10.0

To me, where it's bad. Random thoughts don't whine me

2:15.6

to me where his best friend

2:19.3

Any fast food on repeat

2:20.9

Come on

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