I'm not pulling on a driveway.

We all know what that means.

It's time for another drive to work, coronavirus edition.

Okay, so last week I did some fun trivia on the shortest names.

So I thought I would sort of mirror that with another trivia on the longest names.

So this is a list of names based on how many letters they have in their name.

And it turns out there, some of them have a lot.

Okay, so our longest, we'll start with number one.

Our longest has 141 letters in it.

And if you know anything about magic cards, this shouldn't, I mean, you might not remember the name of this card, but you probably should know that this is the card.

So, this card...

But the only clue you need to do is there's 141 letters in it.

That should be enough for you be able to figure it out.

I'll read the flavor text, though.

So the flavor text is, just call it O-M-R-S-T-P-L-R-C-N-S-W-M-T-T-A-L-C-N-E-E-E-E for short.

There's the other clue.

Okay, so this comes from Unhinged, a card that only by definition can we make a name this long.

So it is.

Our market research shows that players like really long card names.

So we made this card to have the absolute longest card name ever, Elemental.

One green green, it's an elemental, 2-2, Art Rampage.

Whenever this becomes blocked by a creature, it gets plus 2 plus 2

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