I'm not pulling on my driveway.

We all know what that means.

It's time for another drive to work, coronavirus edition.

Okay, so today is another one of my trivia columns where I have a subject matter,

and I'm going to ask trivia questions about them and see if you can figure out what it is I'm talking about.

And today's topic is the shortest names in magic.

So everything I'm going to talk about today has three or less letters in its name.

That's all my trivia questions for today.

Okay.

First up, what is, what magic card has the least number of letters in its name?

I'll give you some clues. It's a shapeshifter. So one one shapeshifter that costs two mana. It has two activated abilities.

One of the activated abilities is in italics. And the character makes fun of various characters through Magic's history,

including, I think, Fage and Girard and Tangarth.

So what card am I talking about?

I'm talking about the card with no name.

So on hinge, there's a card that literally doesn't have a name that's just a lot of underscores.

And so it costs one in a blue, one one, one.

So one in colon, this card name becomes the name of your choice.

Play this ability anytime, anywhere.

And then one colon, this card's slavery text becomes Text, becomes the Flavor Text of your choice.

And then it says, this ability doesn't work because it's Slaver Text, not Rules Text,

but neither does this is a reminder text, so you figure it out.

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