From a secret location

On 81st and second

I'm here to fix your printer

I'm here to fix you

This guy, I know you're thinking

Can this guy fix my printer?

Yes, he can.

What, Jew, doesn't want money?

They had a... He did fix their printer one time. At the comm he said. And he did? Yeah, he fixed their printer. Because they couldn't fix it. And they, I don't know if they just did it as a joke, asked them, but he did fix their printer. This is on brand. Anyway, so I don't know if we're starting yet, but if we did start, it might be the

earliest L-drop of all time.

Anyway, we're here with Eddie If, and Eddie Eft is, he's the reason basically I'm in show

business.

I couldn't have made it without Eddie.

No.

Eddie, you know, I hate to go right out.

You're right. I just have to. Because, you know, like, I was on a train today. I saw a black guy with the low pants. You know, it's like, it's hack, right? Yeah, yeah. It's totally hack, right? Even if you think you're cool, it's totally hot. the white guy with the fucking baseball cap on,

he's done.

He's been rocking that bit for it's done. It's done. Chad done it. It's done. It's like, I know whatever they say, whatever the reason it is, but it's like, would you go into a fucking job interview with a hat on like, no, just shut the fuck up. So then it's like, it's like he's like I'm a boy I pay my bills on time but I'm still a boy if you give me if you give me a bike I'll ride it if you give me a surfboard I'll I'll cruise it whatever the fuck you say I'll hang 10 and no it's like it's like the guys I know it's the LA thing too. It's like, but it's just so fucking, it's like take your fucking hat. Every time I see him on Facebook, every picture he's got a hat. He's fucking his wife with his hat on on Facebook. I mean, it's like, no, he's sitting there with his little daughter with his head. Like, why do you need your fucking hat, does she think you're cool with your fucking hat on? Brian, if you say a word, I'll fucking punch you right in your blind fucking face. I swear to God. I won't see it coming. I won't see it coming. The fact that he's telling everybody in the Hampton and he's my co-host really fucking gets that. Really eats me alive I brought a I brought a

Listerine in case you needed

Anyway Eddie so so I know you

I know you say you're rocking it before everybody else did it but like

And everyone in L.A. you wear the hat every day on stage

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