From a secret studio somewhere at the comic strip.

It's Wednesday, August 23rd.

We'll be out August 24th.

I don't know why, because we don't tape it every Wednesday in case we got stalkers trying to figure out when we're going to do the show. That's a big problem. Anyway, we got Josh Beers here. He's telling us a really riveting story about he's banging a flight attendant now so he can fly for free. That is not true. You're this bunch of bullshit. Tina, don't listen to these guys. No, it's fine.

He's like,

I don't even like Tina,

but I tell you right now,

that pussy's full of frequent flyer miles. Every time. And honey roasts and peanuts. Every time he, every time he fuck so good, he's like, I just want another flight. Yeah. I just want to

trip.

He's like,

no,

because it's like,

I think guys

would fuck better

if they had

incentive program.

Right.

He's like Tina's like you want some extra leg room she's spread your legs no he's like do you like that and he's and she goes no and he goes do you like that you know what I mean he really is concerned if she likes it I've always fucked good that's what I do He's got to exit. You better. I got a few skills. I've always fucked good. That's what I do.

He's got to exit. You better. I got a few skills. I mean, honestly. I look at the guy. So Josh, is, you listen to the show or now? I know your friends listen to the show. Yeah, well, what really happened, you told me about it when I was driving you home from that Madison gig. And then I'm in Bakersfield, California. and this kid comes in all cranky

and one of the other comics

is like,

why are you looking old cranky?

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