first week of September, we're back in the saddle, even though I never left the saddle, because I never can't do anything.

Right.

I never.

Brian, Brian's here, right, Brian?

Hi, I am.

What's up, buddy?

Hello, Kevin Brennan, Brian McCarthy here.

And Veronica Mosy's here.

Hi.

I want to bring Veronica.

There's a lot of shit's been happening lately, so I can't really...

Anyway, I got heckled the other night at the comedy cellar.

Oh, buddy, what happened?

It came like a big thing.

I was going to play it on the show, but they kind of asked me to drop it. Really? Who heckled you? Some woman. Some, she's a vice. That's why. Oh, oh, the trans stuff? Huh? Was it your true show? No, no, no. No, I did this joke I've been doing forever, and I was just goofing around. Sorry. No, I was goofing. No, I was just goofing around. It was fucking Memorial Day Monday. No, Labor Day. What I say? Memorial Day. Don't try to make it current if it didn't happen this past. Anyways, Labor Day Monday. So, you know, I'd been doing sets all week, and I shouldn't even put in. I was exhausted and whatever. So I was just goofing around, you know. I followed Joe List and John Fish, and they're both pretty, you know, straight arrow. They don't, you know, whatever, they're both fine, but they don't, they're straight arrow comics, you know. And, you know, so, so then I got one up there and then I was just goofing around. And then, uh, and then all of a sudden, you know, and I was, did this joke about, you know, like, uh, I got randomly selected on the subway with a backpack. So I said a cop, I said a cop terrorist and he said, he said, he said, sir, that's racist. I'm not even doing the joke right. Wait, how's the joke go? I said, no, if you go into the subway and you have a backpack, the cops can grab you because you might have a bomb in your backpack. So they grabbed me. I said a cop, and I was annoyed. I said a cop, I looked like a terrorist.

And the cop goes, we have to randomly select people.

I said randomly select Arabs, because they're doing all the shizzle, you know? And that gets a laugh. Shut and shizzle. Yeah, and it just gets a laugh. And then I go, and the cop goes, so that's racist. and I go, it's okay, I'm racist.

So I guess it always works.

And even, that's the joke, comics who I don't know, it's okay, I'm racist. So I guess it always works.

And even, that's the joke. Comics, who I don't know, they're like, oh, I love that joke. And like Andrew Schultz, he says he uses that even when his girlfriend, like, if he's dating a girlfriend, and she's like, you know, what you said is a misogynistic. He goes, it's okay, I'm a misogynist. Basically, so you can use it whenever it's applicable.

It's great.

All-purpose gag. misogynistic. He goes, it's okay, I'm a misogynist. You know, basically, so you can use it whenever it's applicable.

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