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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Who the hell gave us this platform? Oh yeah, you all did... Well thank you for having an IQ higher than a crab and being an outlet for our boring childhood stories. We'll post proof of our "extreme skill and coordination" on our social media in the form of skydiving photos. Enjoy! Buy our brand new merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&A and to participate in Jackbox Games nights! Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA Follow Alex on Twitch to see the upcoming haircut disaster! https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And now we go live to Tyrrell's farm!
0:03.2	Down here in Heidefitscher, the folks are busy bringing in a bumper crop of local spuds.
0:08.8	And of course, when you have the finest potatoes,
0:11.4	only the tastiest ingredients will do.
0:13.7	That's where the tasting team come in.
0:15.6	The chili coming through!
0:16.8	All this ensures their crisps taste de-radi-licious.
0:22.1	In fact, the Tyrrell's team have done such a spiffing job.
0:25.7	People across the land are calling their crisps terribly, terribly tasty.
0:30.6	The search is heating up for the people who make football better.
0:33.9	People like Sarah Cateriona.
0:35.8	Strength and conditioning is not just for the praise, it's for everyone.
0:39.6	Jack Northover!
0:40.6	You cook me an hour for your fine rock show and all the way through, just like a stick of rock.
0:44.6	Chippy-C-Hack.
0:45.7	Doesn't matter where you're from or you are, do you build something which is beautiful?
0:48.8	Entries are rolling in. Who's your real football number one?
0:52.0	Nominate them today as they could with a money car buy experience with Skybett Pride Drop.
0:57.3	Skybett, for UK's number one betting app.
1:00.6	Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet.
1:05.2	A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what did think.
1:13.2	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
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