80: KFC in Japan

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the Church of Yelp, where we teach you everything it takes to get yourself into hell. We're reading reviews of the "benign personality cult" also known as KFC in Japan. Then, Alex sings a warbling tune of reviews where the reviewer mentions a dream they had. All in all, it's a pretty fun episode to listen to as long as you're not Australian. Fair warning.

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0:00.0	The search is heating up for the people who make football better. People like Sarah
0:05.0	Cateriona. Strength and conditioning is not just for the praise, it's for everyone.
0:09.1	Jack Northover. You cook me an hour for your fine rock show and all the
0:12.5	way through just like the stick of rock. Chipy C-Hack. That's a matter where you're
0:16.2	former, you are. Do you build something which is beautiful? Entries are rolling in.
0:19.9	Who's your real football number one? Nominate them today as they could with a
0:24.0	money car buy experience with Skybett Pride Drop. Skybett for UK's number one
0:28.9	betting up. Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real
0:37.1	reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:42.6	Between you and me I wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I
0:50.4	could.
0:58.9	Hello and welcome to episode 80. Wow 80. 80 were such elderly folk. That feels
1:11.8	weird to say for some reason. It does. This is what it does. I'm just affirming
1:18.3	your feelings. You're right. Well this episode is reviews of KFC in Japan and
1:24.5	my challenge which was from the jar that there's Kelly and James gave to us as
1:31.3	a review where a reviewer mentions a dream they had. It was unique. I have some
1:37.6	weird shit for all you today. So it's probably good that we took a week
1:44.5	off last week for the blackout. The podcast blog. Yes I was going to say that we
1:49.7	just as we record this just decided to be a part of the podcast blackout. So I
1:55.4	don't we don't know how it went but I hope many of you understood and were
2:00.6	supportive of the cause and if not well. Sorry. The ridden. No we did talk about
2:10.4	that. People who are saying to podcast saying hey like stay out of
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