7: Nigel's Trip To LA
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2022
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Nigel is fresh from his trip to LA and tells us what it was like to meet Uncle Gordon Ramsay and why he wants to raise his kids in California one day. Elsewhere Nigel reveals why the line between working for a family member and human trafficking is so thin and he reacts to a listener voice note who wants to gatekeep a very specific food…
This week, Nigel is disappointed in:
0:00 - Flying to LA in economy and coming back in business
4:57 - Meeting Gordon Ramsay and guest starring on Hells Kitchen
10:15 - Having a cool community in LA
15:50 - “pure” Asian babies and the lunchbox moment
24:20 - family human trafficking
29:38 - Gatekeeping fish and chips
38:00 - Thoughts on fusion food
Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | White kids are going to have the lunchbox moment. They're going to go home and you like, |
| 0:02.9 | stop me with the sandwiches. My friend is having Bugogi, okay? Do you even love me, Mom? |
| 0:07.5 | Give me a P, B&J. That is low effort, mom. You know, because they're white. They get to talk |
| 0:12.9 | back to their parents without being beat. So that's what's going to happen. |
| 0:24.5 | Welcome back to the Ha'ya podcast. |
| 0:27.0 | We talk about disappointing things in life. |
| 0:33.9 | I'm your host Nigel Ong and I have here my producer Matt because you guys seem to all enjoy him a lot. |
| 0:36.9 | So he's back. Hey guys. how's it going? I haven't |
| 0:39.6 | fired him yet. Has the astrology podcast fired you yet? Not yet. Really? Have they listened to |
| 0:47.3 | the previous episode? I'm making sure none of the other things I work on know that I do this. |
| 0:52.4 | Really? I'm just keeping it. You know it's public, right? |
| 0:55.9 | I mean, I can send it. |
| 0:57.9 | I know you're linked in, man. |
| 0:59.4 | I know which podcast is. |
| 1:01.1 | But, yeah, you were talking about choking your wife last episode. |
| 1:04.0 | I think that was my favorite comment. |
| 1:05.7 | There was a few people all saying the same thing, which was, no, he looks like the kind |
| 1:09.5 | of guy, his wife chokes him. |
| 1:12.0 | Love it. |
| 1:13.6 | What does Jemma do? |
| 1:16.9 | Sorry, Jemma. |
| 1:18.9 | You know what your husband was signing up for. |
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