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0:00.0	The following podcast is not real, but it was really taped live at the Steppenwolf Theater
0:12.0	as part of the Sounds like Chicago Festival.
0:14.6	Wait that can't be right.
0:15.8	These Steppenwolf Theater?
0:17.4	Wow.
0:18.9	This podcast at Steppenwolf is the least believable thing the show has ever done.
0:23.1	Even I'm having trouble knowing what's real and what isn't anymore and I get a lot
0:26.2	of briefing on that.
0:27.4	Anyway, the show continues to be sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.
0:30.8	If you want to send a package to the show, send it to Cards Against Humanity, 1917 North
0:34.9	Elston, Chicago, Illinois, 60642, care of Arne and Ecamp, Vermilion Minute Tour, Town
0:40.3	of Hogsface, Land of Foon.
0:42.4	Someone from Cards Against Humanity will make sure your package gets to the Land of Foon,
0:46.2	which again does not exist.
0:48.6	Enjoy the show!
0:57.2	Hello from the Magic Tavern!
1:12.9	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon, I'm your host Arne and Ecamp.
1:19.8	If you've never listened to the podcast before, hello.
1:24.6	And you're going to be a little bit confused, but let me sort of be your guide as to what
1:30.6	you're about to hear.
1:32.0	About a year and a half, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago.
1:36.2	If you're familiar with the city of Chicago, it's the one at the intersection of Irving
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