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0:00.0	The following podcast, like the possibility of other dimensions beyond our own, is not
0:09.8	real, but it is a proud member of the Tongfox, the Earwolf Network.
0:15.9	And it's still very much sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.
0:19.2	If you send a package for Arnie Erusador 2, Cards Against Humanity, 1917 North Elston,
0:25.1	Chicago, Illinois, 60642, care of Arnie Neekham, Pramilian Minotaur, Town of Augsface,
0:30.9	Land of Foon, someone at Cards will hand it to the actors who make the show, and they will
0:36.2	pretend it was shoved through the dimensional tear behind the Burger King.
0:40.1	Was that not clear that's what's been happening this whole time?
0:43.3	And now enjoy the show!
0:55.1	Hello from the Magic Tavern!
1:08.0	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
1:11.2	I'm your host Arnie Neekham, if you've never listened to the podcast before.
1:14.7	This is what's going on.
1:15.7	A year and a half ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago, into
1:20.3	the magical, fantastical land of Foon.
1:22.8	Luckily I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from that Burger King, I think, through the dimensional
1:27.5	portal, and I use that upload a podcast.
1:29.8	I record every week, here in the tavern, the Vermilian Minotaur, in the Town of Augsface,
1:34.8	in the land of Foon, and I'm joined as always by my co-host, my best buds.
1:39.2	Chant the King of the Badgers!
1:40.8	How you doing?
1:42.6	Chant what happened to your voice?
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