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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

78. I Don't Wanna Fuck Chairs

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.826.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2018

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

It's the 78th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about R. Kelly's new song "I Admit." Also discussed: Houston, Twitter arguments, James Gunn, Tekashi 6ix9ine, an a story about the time Chris interrupted his own set to take a shit. Also, fuck boba. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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