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Hey guys, don't know why, but when I was talking into the microphone and breathed in, I breathed in a fucking hair.

And there was a hair on my microphone. Now, the weirdest thing is, it was a fucking coarse, blonde dog hair.

I guess it could have been from Sam and butters, but that's very weird.

You guys, it's episode 77. Download my app in the App Store, Chris Tallya, type that in the App Store and you can go along with us live right now.

It's the only way to listen to my podcast and watch my podcast live. Some people are on there right now saying, what's up?

And I'm looking at them and I'm commenting on somebody writes, what's wrong, dad? I don't know why, I don't know.

I was going to bed, but babies don't sleep and they put a space in between SL and EEP.

That's very, very, very, very, very South American to make that kind of a mistake. Anyway, what's up?

So we're sitting here in episode 77 and I'm going to be in Houston. Let's get that out of the way. I'm going to be in Houston Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Yeah, in a Stamie, I'm going to be in fucking Houston, sliving it up, dude. I love Houston and I know it's going to be 175 degrees there. And I know it's going to be humid as shit to make it feel like 210.

And I know I'm going to see cowboy hats and I know I'm going to see a cowboy boots and I know that that's going to make me upset, but I love Houston.

And I'm going to perform there. It's probably sold out. I'm not sure, but there are maybe a few tickets left.

So go. You know, I don't think it sold out yet. There's probably some some some tickets available on certain nights.

But so yeah, I was getting my coffee earlier at my spot and cool looks like, man.

And how annoying is it when you get like a little bit of a buggy up in the top of your fucking nose and you're and you're still doing it like that and it sounds like you're on coke.

And then people are like, you know what I always like, I have such a fucking thing about how people because I know people think I do coke and shit when they see me on stage and do all the shit.

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