79. Evil Scientist With A Boner

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2018

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

It's the 79th episode! On today's show, Chris tells a couple of stories from Montreal. Also discussed: wacky hair, burpees, Air Canada and airplane internet, and The Space Force. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of Congratulations is brought to you by the Cash App.
0:04.4	You know Cash App, it's the simplest way to instantly send money to friends.
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0:12.2	These days, Cash App is changing how people interact with their money.
0:15.5	It's adding features so you can only get from, is that
0:19.3	features you can only get from a bank and more than a few that you can't.
0:24.3	Like the Cash Card, Boosts and Bitcoin.
0:26.9	Download the Cash App for free on the App Store or Google Play Market.
0:31.6	It's the fucking Tuesday, but we did it.
0:50.9	We were, you know, a lot of people were like, where's the fucking podcast?
0:55.7	Yes, they even though I say time and time again, it's going to be out Monday or Tuesday.
1:03.2	Which you talk, Kansas, I'm coming, Kansas City, Missouri, Lincoln, Nevada.
1:08.0	This is the follow the leader tour.
1:09.2	Look, you want to come to the follow the leader tour.
1:11.2	You go crystalia.com, you buy tickets.
1:13.0	You're sitting there at your desk right now.
1:14.8	You want to come see me at Carnegie Hall.
1:16.2	You want to come see me in Montclair, New Jersey.
1:18.2	Yana comes see me in Washington, DC.
1:20.6	Crystalia.com for tickets.
1:26.5	This is episode 79 and we're broadcasting live on my app so they're getting the podcast
1:29.8	a little bit earlier than anyone else is.
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