773. - Sophie Kemp

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Sophie Kemp is a writer from New York. Her buzzing debut novel, Padadise Logic, is out today. We chat about sunburn treatments, Chris got to wear a nametag around Michael Bloomberg, guys playing Spike Ball at the beach, Russian propaganda, the cover of her book could be considered misleading, the ins and outs of Brooklyn co-ops, she found The Row trousers for $50 at Beacons, showing her Nympho Sex Memoir to her dad, stand up comedy vs. poetry slams at Burger King, its hot when a guy smokes crack, a breaking inside scoop about Michelle Obama's alleged new trade, we wager if her cat has a usual name or not, she is also a teacher at Columbia, her past career reviewing 30 records for Pitchfork a year, and at school she was bullied by the other kids who got bullied. instagram.com/sophiefkemp twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by booking.com. Booking. Yeah, Chris, right now we're in the middle of winter. It's starting to warm up a little bit, but, you know, Carolyn and I were feeling like we need to get a little sunshine. So we booked a little trip over to Hawaii. And Carolyn, you know, this is not a joke or a bit she goes straight to
0:22.8	booking.com to sort out all of our travel I love to hear that I love booking dot com in the real world
0:28.3	yeah yeah she was able to find an amazing hotel of course we used our good friends at delta
0:33.4	for the flight but you know booking.com has all that stuff.
0:41.0	You want to find a great place that's, that's chill.
0:43.1	The pool doesn't have too many kids.
0:44.5	You know, it's walkable.
0:48.5	Maybe the valet doesn't cost $78 every time you want to go to lunch. You could find exactly what you're booking for on booking.com.
0:54.0	Booking.
0:54.5	Dot burn.
0:56.0	Nen-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-dh.
0:58.0	Yeah. How long gone?
1:19.1	It's a beautiful sunny day here in New York, Jason.
1:22.9	You know, the temperature is chilly, but the vibe is high because of the sunshine.
1:27.3	It sounds like Hawaiiaii to me um
1:30.0	yeah except it's the the temperature is not chilly here it is it is sizzling but you know the
1:37.6	the sunburn you know helps keep things bad okay how are how are we, yeah, how are we doing?
1:44.7	Was it hard to sleep last night?
1:46.1	Is it that bad?
1:47.1	No, no, no, no.
1:48.2	Okay, okay, okay.
1:49.3	I've had one of those.
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