774. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in Marfa, TX, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about R.I.P. Young Scooter, Time Zone etiquette, a new celebrity dating rumor, Chris rented a Ford Expedition for his Texan commute, Jason DJ'd a party next door to Wil.I.Am's studio, we rank the celebrity doctors, Severance and the Seth Rogan Apple shows, creative jobs are earned not given, when we learned that we're not talented, Eartheater pissing on stage, TJ predicts the next MAGA trend, and Elon found a chef for his 50's diner. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by booking.com. Booking. Yeah, Chris, right now we're in the middle of winter. It's starting to warm up a little bit, but, you know, Carolyn and I were feeling like we need to get a little sunshine. So we booked a little trip over to Hawaii. And Carolyn, you know, this is not a joke or a bit she goes straight to
0:22.8	booking.com to sort out all of our travel I love to hear that I love booking dot com in the real world
0:28.3	yeah yeah she was able to find an amazing hotel of course we used our good friends at delta
0:33.4	for the flight but you know booking.com has all that stuff.
0:41.0	You want to find a great place that's, that's chill.
0:43.1	The pool doesn't have too many kids.
0:44.5	You know, it's walkable.
0:48.5	Maybe the valet doesn't cost $78 every time you want to go to lunch. You could find exactly what you're booking for on booking.com.
0:54.0	Booking.
0:54.5	Dot burn.
0:56.0	Nen-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-dh-h-ha. How long gone Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Chris Black coming to you from a sunny West, Texas, of all places.
1:27.2	Them jeans, you're back in L.A.
1:29.5	You're back on home turf, right?
1:30.9	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:31.6	I'm home in Glendale and home alone.
1:35.3	The old ball and Shane is in,
1:37.1	is at the Carlisle Hotel in New York right now.
1:39.6	I'm just doing a photo shoot.
1:42.9	And I'm picking up dog shit in the rain.
1:45.4	Oh, well, I mean, you'd pick up dog shit in the rain no matter who's around.
1:48.8	So let's not point fingers.
1:49.7	Yeah, regardless of whatever is going on in the public world or my private world.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.