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How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and TJ is in Hawaii. We chat about our emoji usage, Erewhon hotel pop-ups, emotional support water bottles, buying out the bar from seat 39C, a Hawaiian musician playing covers at the gastropub, getting lei'd, Jake Gyllenhaal's Broadway "gut reno," competitive Sauana mastery, Chris went to a breadless i-D Magazine dinner at Raf's, death to false Birkin distressing, a review of the Graydon Carter memoir, and TJ did some shirtless driving. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by booking.com. Booking. Yeah, Chris, right now we're in the middle of winter. It's starting to warm up a little bit, but, you know, Carolyn and I were feeling like we need to get a little sunshine. So we booked a little trip over to Hawaii. And Carolyn, you know, this is not a joke or a bit she goes straight to
0:22.8	booking.com to sort out all of our travel I love to hear that I love booking dot com in the real world
0:28.3	yeah yeah she was able to find an amazing hotel of course we used our good friends at delta
0:33.4	for the flight but you know booking.com has all that stuff.
0:41.0	You want to find a great place that's, that's chill.
0:43.1	The pool doesn't have too many kids.
0:44.5	You know, it's walkable.
0:48.5	Maybe the valet doesn't cost $78 every time you want to go to lunch. You could find exactly what you're booking for on booking.com.
0:54.0	Booking.
0:54.5	Dot burn.
0:56.0	Nen-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-dh.
0:58.0	Yeah. How long gone?
1:18.9	It is a sunny Tuesday afternoon in New York City.
1:24.9	Them jeans is on island time, which is unfortunately very early in this instance.
1:30.5	Yeah, 7 a.m. right now, brother.
1:32.6	Brada, which is totally fine because I'm, you know, I'm still on L.A. time.
1:38.7	So it's technically nine in L.A.
1:41.1	And I would have been up for five, six hours now.
1:45.4	I know you're under Ashton Hall, no matter where you are globally.
1:48.9	I know that about you, so I'm glad to know that the time difference ain't effing with your head too much.
1:54.1	Not at all.
1:54.6	It's just I do different things when I wake up versus Ashton.
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