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0:00.0	The following podcast should not be considered concrete evidence of the existence of other worlds,
0:09.6	but it is a member of the Earwolf Network, and it continues to be sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.
0:15.3	Send a package to Arnie and his friends at Cards Against Humanity 1917 North-Earth-Earth
0:20.8	in Chicago, Illinois, 6'0642.
0:23.7	Care of, Arnie may cam for a million-minute tour town of Hogg's face land of Foon,
0:28.2	and someone will shove it through the portal so they can talk about it on the show.
0:31.9	After their own topics of discussion have proved fruitless.
0:35.4	Enjoy the show.
0:37.0	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
0:59.4	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon, I'm your host Arnie Neekamp.
1:03.4	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this was going on.
1:06.5	About a year and a half ago I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King
1:10.4	into the magical, fantastical land of Foon.
1:12.9	Luckily I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from that Burger King through the dimensional rift,
1:18.4	and I use that to upload a podcast that I record every week here in the tavern,
1:22.9	the Vermilion Minotaur, at this table in the town of Hogg's face.
1:26.3	This table?
1:27.1	This is a table.
1:28.4	This is very table.
1:29.3	I don't talk about this table enough.
1:31.1	Yes you do. Let's describe it.
1:32.9	Oh it's big and it's wood.
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