#76: "Life's a Journey" + Depopulation Agenda + Sam's Homeless Girlfriend + Project Blue Beam

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, News, Politics

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2023

⏱️ 160 minutes

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Summary

We kick off this extra-long episode by discussing Sam's big return to jiu-jitsu before getting into his hilarious encounter with a homeless woman. Later in the show we talk Project Blue Beam, UFOs, psychedelics in AA, the depopulation agenda, methods of slowing the passage of time, a crazy synchronicity with the Ohio train derailment, and way more.

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Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents, Broken Simulations!
0:18.8	Starring Johnny Woodard and moving right along.
0:23.7	What does it matter?
0:25.7	Johnny, how are you?
0:27.7	Oh, jeez, Johnny.
0:29.7	You guys got a fart machine, trying to get a fart machine.
0:32.9	He uses mouth, make farts out, everyone laughs out loud.
0:36.7	Don't, don't, don't, don't, that gives me PTSDs, okay?
0:44.7	PTSDs again.
0:45.7	Yeah.
0:46.7	Okay.
0:47.7	How are you?
0:48.7	Not STDs, PTSDs.
0:49.7	Well, I think PTSDs are better than PTSDs.
0:53.7	Oh, you say that PTSDs are the STDs of your mind?
0:58.2	So, you're saying?
1:00.7	What's up, man?
1:02.7	Not a Johnny, big news.
1:04.7	You don't have not up.
1:05.7	You're busy.
1:06.7	You weren't in the morning.
1:07.7	I'm always busy, dude.
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