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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

#75: "RIP Opie" + Chinese balloon proves Flat Earth? + Earl Skakel

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, News, Politics

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2023

⏱️ 128 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

We have Chinese balloons/satellites possibly proving Flat Earth, the Pelosi hammer video, Taliban atrocities, AND comedian Earl Skakel joins the guys to share a story that is too hot for the show notes on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!

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Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Johnny Wooder Perzett's Broken Simulation!

0:17.4

Oh, I'm starting Johnny Wooder!

0:24.4

Yeah!

0:28.4

Oh, come on, Doc. Come on, guys.

0:31.4

Johnny, I just wanted to talk to you real quick before we get in the mix.

0:35.4

Before we get in the mix of Broken Sim, the number one show-in Cambodia.

0:41.4

We're in big in places they don't speak English.

0:45.4

Wow! Listen, Johnny, I need you to do me a favor.

0:48.4

I need you to let me to make an official sponsor of the podcast without actually you making any money.

0:55.4

Just work with me on this one.

0:57.4

What is it?

0:58.4

I need a lawn maintenance company to come and help me out at the house.

1:01.4

I need a lot of work.

1:03.4

That's all right, dude.

1:04.4

I need to show, dude.

1:05.4

If I didn't make it clear with my MVST select luggage from a couple months ago,

1:12.4

we're trying to get as much free shit as we possibly can in the podcast.

1:16.4

If you give us free quality shit, we will make an official sponsor of this podcast.

1:20.4

MVST select. Check out the code.

1:22.4

That sounds like some weird ball stuff for this one.

1:24.4

Johnny, A. Wooder, it is your code. You get 10% off at it.

1:27.4

Oh, I MVST select it.

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