#75: "RIP Opie" + Chinese balloon proves Flat Earth? + Earl Skakel
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2023
⏱️ 128 minutes
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Summary
Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken!
Check out Earl Skakel on Twitter at www.twitter.com/earlskakel!
More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
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Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
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The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Johnny Wooder Perzett's Broken Simulation! |
| 0:17.4 | Oh, I'm starting Johnny Wooder! |
| 0:24.4 | Yeah! |
| 0:28.4 | Oh, come on, Doc. Come on, guys. |
| 0:31.4 | Johnny, I just wanted to talk to you real quick before we get in the mix. |
| 0:35.4 | Before we get in the mix of Broken Sim, the number one show-in Cambodia. |
| 0:41.4 | We're in big in places they don't speak English. |
| 0:45.4 | Wow! Listen, Johnny, I need you to do me a favor. |
| 0:48.4 | I need you to let me to make an official sponsor of the podcast without actually you making any money. |
| 0:55.4 | Just work with me on this one. |
| 0:57.4 | What is it? |
| 0:58.4 | I need a lawn maintenance company to come and help me out at the house. |
| 1:01.4 | I need a lot of work. |
| 1:03.4 | That's all right, dude. |
| 1:04.4 | I need to show, dude. |
| 1:05.4 | If I didn't make it clear with my MVST select luggage from a couple months ago, |
| 1:12.4 | we're trying to get as much free shit as we possibly can in the podcast. |
| 1:16.4 | If you give us free quality shit, we will make an official sponsor of this podcast. |
| 1:20.4 | MVST select. Check out the code. |
| 1:22.4 | That sounds like some weird ball stuff for this one. |
| 1:24.4 | Johnny, A. Wooder, it is your code. You get 10% off at it. |
| 1:27.4 | Oh, I MVST select it. |
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